I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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