love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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