..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
this boner is exhausting
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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