who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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