We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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