Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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