Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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