so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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