Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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