I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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