Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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