how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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