No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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