I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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