Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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