4 words: hood of his car
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
did i walk over a car last night?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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