we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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