To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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