Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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