So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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