I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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