i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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