So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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