nutella sex= disaster
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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