it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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