By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Randomize
