pedialite and red bull = repair kit
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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