I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize