I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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