just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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