honey bunches of taint.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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