Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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