Kiss
Puke
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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