i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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