the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You were trust falling into bushes
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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