I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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