I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
my being single is dangerous.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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