Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
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