this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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