I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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