He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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