I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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