Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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