I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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