I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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