I heard we made out
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
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