honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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