Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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