i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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