did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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