one two three fourrrrnication!
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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