her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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