Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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