Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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