using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
i think my cat just said my name.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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