Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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