why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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