why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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