this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I love you.
Bad choice
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