This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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