Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
So vagazzling was a success
I think we might need a safe word for this...
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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